Showing posts with label Tom Pitts. Show all posts
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Saturday, April 11, 2020

E05: Pier Adventures


INT. AN OCEANSIDE BAR, LOCATED NEXT TO THE PIER (CONT)

Same BAR, same customers, same TV against the wall. Same mix of people with slightly-fishy eyes and pointy heads. BARTENDER's more on the fishier side of things. 

JUSTIN and TOM are still seated in the same window booth they had been in previously. In front of them are plates with a remainder of food and a cameraphone leaning against a plastic cup of Pepsi.

JACK is seated across from them, arm resting with his slightly webbed fingers tapping along the back of the booth, starting to wish he were anywhere but where he was. 

JACK
(whispers)
Hey, don't say that too loud!

TOM nudges JUSTIN; JUSTIN hits him back. TOM flips JUSTIN off and lays his chin on the palm of one of his hands, relinquishing the spat.

JUSTIN
(whispers, wiping his hair out of his eyes)
Sorry. Just, well, m... well, you were saying...?

JUSTIN looks fairly excited. He acts as though he's been waiting a long time to hear the answers to some important questions.

JACK looks around them. None of the customers appeared to be listening to them, but he knew. He knew they were listening. When the bartender winked, Jack broke the silence.

JACK
(under his breath, sliding out of the side of the booth)
We first need to get out of here.

JACK gets in his wallet and flips a couple of tens on the table. Grabbing the CAMERAPHONE, JUSTIN slides out of the booth followed by TOM. JUSTIN reaches in a pocket and puts out a five-dollar bill.

JUSTIN
(shrugs)
Tip?

Sighing, Jack shrugs too.

JACK
Sure. Whatever.

The THREE get up and leave the bar. A few sets of eyes go back to watching the television above the bar. 

EXT. OUTSIDE OCEANSIDE SPRINGS - MID-DAY

The THREE exit the bar. Both FISHERMAN and TOURISTS walk back and forth in front of them on their ways to and from the pier. 

TOM
So, where's a good idea for this interview, JACK?

JACK
At the end of the pier, maybe. Out where the deep sea fishermen stay. 

JUSTIN
That's a great idea. Great ambiance for the shot too.

The FOUR of them start to walk down the pier. TOM hangs back a moment. 

JUSTIN
(absently)
You coming, Tom?

TOM
Yeah, just gotta make a quick phone call. Mom texted. 

JUSTIN and JACK walk down the pier. Tom pushes some buttons on his cell phone and raises it to his ear. After a few rings, the other end picks up.

CAYMAN (OS)
Kid, if this is a prank--

TOM
They're talking. Yes, now. I'll try to deflect, but if it comes out, it's your ass as much as it is mine. 

TOM hangs up his RAZR phone and slips it into his pocket. He grins. JUSTIN and JACK have gotten way ahead of him and he starts to run to catch up. 

EXT. END OF THE PIER -- DEEP SEA FISHERS ONLY

JUSTIN takes the selfie stick that he had, converts it into a tripod, and sets it down. The view we see through the CAMERAPHONE faces west into the beginning sunset. Pinks and oranges and yellowes are creeping in with the blues and the puffy whites of the clouds.

JUSTIN presses a button and takes a picture of said sunset.

At the bottom of the view of the vanishing sun, we see a greenish-blue railing around us with an opening to a second floor with signs that say "Area reserved for deep sea fishermen".

Leaning on that greenish-blue railing with both elbows is JACK. JACK is somewhat in the shadow so that his facial features are silhouetted.

JUSTIN stands next to him, facing him.

JUSTIN
(looking at the camera)
We are here with Joe -- obviously not his real name. Hi Joe and thanks for being here tonight.

JACK
(looking at the camera, voice has been modifed to sound deeper) 
Hi Justin. It's a pleasure.

JACK shifts arouns a little bit, but stays in the shadows as much as possible.

JUSTIN
(looking into the camera)
So, you told me over the phone, you were a member of this... um, Cult of Cthulhu, right?

JACK
(in a modified voice)
I did.

JUSTIN
Has a cult been around here long?

JACK
(in a modified voice)
Long enough. Since the early times, I would imagine. 

JUSTIN
Long enough to, maybe, remember--

TOM (O.S.)
(interrupting, out of breath from running)
Hey, guys!

JUSTIN
Hey, Tom, you finally caught up.

TOM (O.S.)
Yeah, ran all the way here.

TOM arrives next to JUSTIN, keeping JACK in the shadow. It's almost as they've done this type of interview before. 

TOM (CONT)
So, did you ask a question? Is it my turn?

JUSTIN
(a litle frustrated)
I was going to ask about... about...

TOM
(kicks a rock)
Justin, man, it's been what? A year already... You know she's gone.

JACK
(interrupts)
I can--

JUSTIN
It's been a year and 4 days, 13 hours and 4 minutes. Don't you think I know how long it's been?

TOM
I thought you had let go. We're not going to find her like this. 

JACK
(interrupts louder, looking from JUSTIN to TOM then back to JUSTIN)
Find who?

JUSTIN
(clears his throat)
Let's not discuss that here. Sure, it's your turn.

The sound of a PISTOL rings out. JUSTIN and TOM duck while, it seems the unknowing victim is JACK.

The first round goes in JACK's upper chest, most likely piercing a lung. 

JUSTIN and TOM run their separate ways, bending down and trying to hide from an invisible shooter.

Another PISTOL shot. 

Blood gushes from JACK's shoulder and throat. 

JUSTIN
(screaming)
Goddamnit!

TOM returns to JACK while JUSTIN goes and looks for the shooter. 

EXT. RUNNING DOWN THE PIER -- SUNSET

JUSTIN dashes in the direction he thinks the shots came from. Sees nothing but people. The pier has turned its lights on which makes it a little easier, yet harder at the same time. So many people are fishing tonight. It seems a bit ridiculous -- like the entire town is out fishing on the pier.

So many of the people have similar malformations to JACK. Their heads are more pointed than average, their eyes look flat and empty, their hands have the same slight webbing that JACK's did. He can't help but feel watched.

EXT. END OF THE PIER -- DEEP SEA FISHERS ONLY (CONT)

TOM watches JUSTIN run off and he turns to look at JACK. Trying not to panic, TOM checks for a pulse and doesn't find one. JACK has long given up the ghost, having had his throat torn out by a pistol shot. 

TOM'S PHONE rings. Ignoring it, TOM looks at JACK'S CORPSE and, with one foot, he picks through the man's pockets, finding his WALLET. He picks up the wallet and dusts it off, opening it. A few dollar bills and a picture. 

TOM
(a little shakily)
You didn't have to kill him. 

EXT. BEGINNING OF THE PIER -- NIGHT

JUSTIN dodges one person and accidentally pushes another up against the pier's bait shop wall. He shuts his eyes because he doesn't want to see what the frog-like men look like up close. The smell of rotten fish washes over him and he gags a little before he gets himself under control and apologizes to the man.

At the end of the pier, JUSTIN looks. There are two ways to go: left down the road or right into OCEANSIDE SPRINGS. Neither seem as appealing as going back and finding out what's happened to JACK.

JUSTIN starts to head back the opposite way. Behind him, a Corvette Stingray with the license plate "MANTA" peels out of the parking lot for OCEANSIDE SPRINGS, but not before Justin spots the license plate under a streetlight.

JUSTIN
(confused, muttering)
Mark Cayman?

EXT. END OF THE PIER -- DEEP SEA FISHERS ONLY (CONT)

JUSTIN walks over to what makes him think of a slaughterhouse. JACK is obviously dead, splayed out in an inhuman manner. TOM's watching him.

TOM
I called the police and they should be here any minute.  

JUSTIN
(punches the air in front of him)
I shoulda... I should have got the information when I had the chance.
(sighing)
Oh Lucy...

TOM
JUSTIN, it's okay. I would have gone nuts if my sister had disappeared too. 

JUSTIN
(kicks a rock)
Yeah, but was he my only hope? I mean, do you know how many crazy idiotic people I have interviewed over the years and now... this one... (laughs slightly) this one was supposed to be able to tell me where she was. And now...

JUSTIN looks down at what is left of JACK. The first bullet had gone straight through his ribs to his lung. The second one ripped most of his throat out and he suffocated to death. 

JUSTIN (CONT)
I mean, he told me her name. 

TOM
Whose name?

JUSTIN 
My sister's name, dumbass. Aren't you listening?

TOM
It was something like... Lisa?

EXT. HONEY ISLAND SWAMP -- NIGHT

It is NIGHT and the TRIBESMAN GIRLS have bedded for the night. 

It is the only time LUCY KING is left alone in the CAMP. SECOND TRIBESMAN usually has his eye on her. He thinks she has tried to escape. He is wrong: she hasn't tried to escape. Once she watched someone else try to escape and the smell of the punishment caused her to be sick.

LUCY doesn't remember what happened to her or why she was with the TRIBESMEN.

She doesn't know what happened to her BROTHER whom she knew she _was_ with.

The sound of GUNS permeates the night as it usually does.

Lucy feels a nudge and hears a whisper.

MYRTLINE
(whispering)
LUCY, do you want to curl up with me? SECOND is gone, off with the LADY and GUNNERS.

LUCY
(whispering)
Do you think we'll ever be able to esc--

MYRTLINE put her hand over LUCY'S MOUTH. 

MYRTLINE
(whispering even lower)
Not even the word. 

LUCY curls up with MYRTLINE.

LUCY
(whispering)
I hope if, no, _when_ I see my family again, I'm still me and I don't want to eat them.

-----------------

So, I learned more in this draught. I've learned I like screenplay writing like this. I don't write very quickly but I like what I did this week. I took the draughts that came before and reread them then took notes on a couple things and figured some of it out. Some of this draught came from planning and some came from out of nowhere :)

I think I have Justin almost where I want him. 

I hope I left it in a good spot. :)

Wednesday, April 08, 2020

E04: Into the Danger Zone

EST. INNSMOUTH MOTOR IN - DAY
 
A sleepy, Massachusetts coastal city. Humarock, MA,
unexpectedly, not Innsmouth itself. The November rains are
drizzling, the streets wet, the doors always shut hard when
someone steps off the street.
 
The Motor In looks like a boring old Motel 8 with the serial
numbers scrubbed off. The parking lot is sparse, only a '68
Corvette Stingray in deep sea blue of any note.
 
The license plate reads MANTA.
 
A cell phone rings OS.
 
INT. INNSMOUTH MOTOR IN - CAYMAN'S ROOM - CONT
 
A shiny new cell phone rings on the nightstand.
 
There are more than a few bottles of cheap booze tipped or
toppled around it. A few more on the floor. No cigarettes;
the ashtray is scrupulously clean. Clothes, some dirty, some
clean don't heap but definitely are lazily stacked around.
Whoever's here has been here for a while and expects to be
here a little longer. A few Chinese cartons are stacked in
the garbage can along with another bottle, this time of
Jack.
 
The phone's not giving up.
 
One hand gropes out from under the covers. Maybe the fingers
are a little long, maybe a little webbed. The thick-lipped,
round-faced head that slides toward the surface after it is
a little more disturbing.
 
The hang grasps the phone languidly and the voice that
follows it sounds like it's been asleep for a thousand
years.
 
                      MARK CAYMAN
          Cayman.
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
          It's the Pitts, man.
 
Cayman rolls over under the covers as if he wants to drown.
 
                      CAYMAN
          What do you want, kid? Can't you
          see I'm trying to drink like a
          fish?
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
          No. We have camera phones but no
          one ever turns the cameras on.
          Total bummer.
 
Cayman pulls the covers back up until only one slitted eye
can be seen in the dark.
 
                      CAYMAN
          Look, kid, I gave you what you
          wanted. Leave me alone. That which
          can eternal lie, yadda yadda.
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
          Yeah, about that --
 
                      CAYMAN
          No. There ain't no more.
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
          But that was some primo shit, man!
          
          Anyway, not what I was calling
          about. Jack's talking.
 
A beat.
 
Slowly, impacably, MARK CAYMAN surfaces again.
 
                      CAYMAN
          Motherfucker.
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
          I have no doubt, my man. I have no
          doubt. But he's up and he's
          talking.
 
                      CAYMAN
          It's your prissy girlfriend,
          Justin, ain't it?
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
          Hardly. Justin is terrible at dick
          sucking. My girlfriend's great at
          it.
          
          But he is good at talking to
          jack-offs, and your buddy Jack is a
          grade-A wanker.
 
                      CAYMAN
          You've been reading Constantine
          again, haven't you?
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
          Look, we're in the same boat, you
          and me, right? Right bro? This shit
          is going down.
 
Lugubriously, Cayman clambers out of the bed, wearing only a
pair of yellow speedos. He has the body of a swimmer with
just a hint of sheen to his skin like an orca, pale and
dangerous. Without looking he reaches out and scoops up a
pair of old jeans in one hand.
 
                      CAYMAN
          We are not anywhere near the same
          "boat," "bro." I don't do boats.
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
          You'll do this one. Jack'll sink us
          both.
 
Cayman gives the phone a disgusted look.
 
                      CAYMAN
          Another ocean pun and you can go
          fuck yourself, kid. Good and hard.
          I don't need this shit.
 
                      TOM PITTS (OS)
                (cold)
          Yeah. You kinda do, Mark. You need
          this one.
 
A thick thumb squashes the hang-up icon.
 
                      CAYMAN
                (tired)
          Fuck you, kid. Fuck you running.
 
INT. JUSTIN'S APARTMENT - CONT
 
TOM PITTS gives a tight smile as he flicks closed his
hipster RAZR.
 
                      TOM
          Hooked.
 
EXT. HIGHWAY EAST OF BEAUMONT, TX - DAY
 
interstate 10 East looks about like every other eastbound
highway in southeastern Texas, with November brown and green
matching the crappy sedan's earthtones. Traffic is light in
the afternoon, just a few cars which keep their distance as
if afraid of catching something.
 
                      ALAN (OS)
          You know, it's been four hours.
          Subway was a few miles back. As is
          the original owner of this lovely
          Mercury Sable.
 
INT. MERCURY SABLE, EAST OF BEAUMOUNT, TX ON US-90 - CONT
 
ALAN CHURCHGRIM is casually belted into the passenger seat,
munching on some Funyons. He's casually rumpled but little
worse for wear, and singularly unconcerned. The car is
remarkably free of empty cups, wrappers, or other garbage.
 
TRAILER, wearing a black hoodie as if she never takes it off
is driving. Splay-fingered grip is precisely at 2 and 10 and
the speedometer is hugging 71mph as if painted on.
 
                      ALAN
                (continuing)
          Though, in fairness, he really was
          looking the wrong way at that gas
          station. Sloppy. You did good.
 
Trailer grunts and shrugs.
 
                      ALAN
          A solid month and you've said like
          thirteen words to me. I haven't
          been counting, but I have a feel
          for this sort of thing.
 
The woman grunts.
 
                      ALAN
          Exactly my point.
 
                      TRAILER
          You talk too much.
 
                      ALAN
          The sphinx speaks!
 
                      TRAILER
          'Course I do. Exactly like two and
          a half hours ago.
 
                      ALAN
          It was just so long, I couldn't
          quite put my finger on it.
 
                      TRAILER
          Right. You talk too much.
 
                      ALAN
          Damn right I do.
 
She grunts again.
 
                      ALAN
          I should really call Cally.
 
                      TRAILER
          You said that last time. And the
          time before that. And almost every
          hour on the hour.
 
                      ALAN
          I should.
 
She throws him an imperious look.
 
                      TRAILER
          Phone's in your pocket.
 
Alan puts his hand on his hip then drags it away.
 
                      ALAN
          I know. And it's staying there.
          Least until I know where we're
          going.
 
                      TRAILER
          Home.
 
                      ALAN
          Your place or mine?
 
                      TRAILER
          We started at yours. We got a few
          more stops to make.
 
Blinkers. An exit at LITTLE CYPRESS BAYOU.
 
Alan's staring out the car window. There's more trees and
less road as they go.
 
EXT. LITTLE CYPRESS BAYOU - DAY
 
it was a bog, once. Now it's mostly new growth pine and a
few hardy old oak that are holding as much water as they
can. it's a rainy day and the road has turned to gravel and
mud.
 
BILL SAXON and ARNOLD WARREN are standing in the middle of
the road wearing rain slicks. Bill has a PUMP ACTION SHOTGUN
leveled at the car. Arnold has TWIN BERETTAS and looks
positively gleeful.
 
TRAILER and ALAN roll to a stop twenty feet away. With
finality, Trailer turns off the ignition and dangles the
keys in her hand in plain sight above the dash.
 
Bill casually twitches the shotgun to the side and Trailer
rolls down the window and tosses the keys out into the mud.
She looks unperturbed.
 
Alan, however, looks very perturbed.
 
                      ALAN
                (quietly)
          Are you crazy? Why are we just
          sitting here?
 
                      TRAILER
          Was looking for them.
 
She gets out of the car, making sure to keep her hands
visible at all times. Nods.
 
                      TRAILER
          Saxon! Long time!
 
Bill barely lifts the corner of his mouth but the shotgun
goes up to his shoulder as if he's just stepped out to hunt
some pheasant.
 
                      BILL
          Trailer! If I'd known it was you
          headed out here, I'd have brought
          some Tastycakes. Warren, be polite
          to the young lady.
 
Arnold smiles and drops the pistols into his hip holsters as
if he was at an Old West show. Reaches up to tip an
invisible hat.
 
                      ARNOLD
          Ma'am.
 
                      BILL
          Miss, you cur.
 
Trailer laughs and sketches a curtsey in her jogging pants.
 
                      BILL
          I see you've started keeping
          company with another man. I'd be
          jealous if he didn't look so
          comfortable.
 
Alan gingerly steps out of the car.
 
                      ALAN
          She's very persuasive. Alan
          Churchgrim, PI.
 
                      BILL
          That she is. Bill Saxon, Department
          of Natural Resources.
                (to Trailer)
          I appreciate your call. As he says,
          very persuasive.
 
Trailer shrugs. Roots around in her pocket and tosses a
couple cell phones down in the mud.
 
                      ALAN
          You had phones?
 
                      TRAILER
          Not mine. They're insured.
 
                      BILL
          But we're not. Come on up the road,
          we've got a nice roomy 4-by. We'll
          get out of the rain and mud for a
          few minutes, anyway.
 
Trailer starts picking her way across the drier patches up
the road. After a moment, so does Alan with a shrug.
 
                      ALAN
                (low)
          DNR? Were you about to report me
          for poaching?
 
                      TRAILER
          Something like that. We're goin'
          huntin'.
 
                      ALAN
          For what?
 
                      TRAILER
          Same as you're always huntin'.
 
EXT. MASSIVE 4X4 SUV JUST OFF ROAD - CONT
 
BILL and ARNOLD trudge up the road, TRAILER and ALAN not far
behind. What looks like a MUTANT ESCALADE with jacked-up
wheels sits on the side of the road, the only slightly muddy
logo of the Department of Natural Resources, Special
Operations Group on the side. It's not a subtle vehicle.
 
The group settles into the vehicle companionably enough.
Handshakes come along.
 
                      ALAN
                (to Trailer)
          Friend of yours, I'll assume.
 
                      BILL
          Has to be a friend. She's only
          tried to kill me a couple dozen
          times.
 
                      TRAILER
          Twelve. No more'n that.
 
                      BILL
          Twelve then. That's almost like
          making love.
 
Trailer tilts her head.
 
                      TRAILER
          Almost.
 
                      ARNOLD
                (to Alan)
          I'd ask what brings you out to
          these parts, but I'm bettin' I
          already know that one. It's only
          partly the young miss there.
 
                      ALAN
          Her and a tip-off from a friend
          that the person coming to my office
          wasn't exactly the bearer of good
          omen.
 
EXT. ALAN'S OFFICE - DAY
 
The strip mall is about as boring as you'd expect for a
mid-October day. In the far corner you can see the shingle,
ALAN CHURCHGRIM, PI.
 
A well-used VOLVO pulls up in the second rank away from the
office. MARLON GRIMALDI, mid-50's, balding, sports coat with
patched elbows, steels himself.
 
Then he takes a gun from the glove compartment. Sticks it
into his inner coat pocket, nervously, like someone's never
done it before.
 
INT. ALAN'S OFFICE - CONT
 
ALAN's looking speculatively at his office door, expecting
to hear a knock any time.
 
The PHONE rings. He scoops it up without thinking about it.
 
                      ALAN
          Alan Churchgrim, PI. But you knew
          that.
 
                      TRAILER (OS)
          There's a man with a gun in your
          lot.
 
                      ALAN
          Just the one?
 
                      TRAILER (OS)
          Today.
 
                      ALAN
          Thank you.
 
                      TRAILER (OS)
          Whateley ain't dead.
 
                      ALAN
          Good t'know. We'll talk later.
 
                      TRAILER (OS)
          Your place this time.
 
The line clicks dead.
 
                      ALAN
          I really love this job. I do.
 
The phone is back in his hand.
 
                      ALAN
                (to phone)
          Cally, once you see the boring
          gentleman in, you're done for the
          day. I'll need a bit of privacy.
 
INT. MASSIVE 4X4 - DAY
 
                      ARNOLD
          So you went out the window?
 
                      ALAN
          What sane man wouldn't? That's why
          it stays openable.
 
                      BILL
          And you never went back?
 
                      ALAN
          Hell no. Trailer grabbed a few of
          the necessities other than my
          go-bag from the office and met me
          back at my apartment.
                (beat)
          Cally is going to be pissed.
 
A SHOTGUN BLAST rocks the side of the 4x4!
 
Without a hesitation, all four occupants boil out of the
truck and shelter behind the wheels, ALAN and BILL at the
front, ARNOLD and TRAILER behind the rear. Bill and Arnold
have shotgun and Baretta in their hands respectively.
 
                      ALAN
          Hey! Mind sharing the load?
 
Arnold considers his pistole. Hefts them with a look of
abstract consideration. Tosses one to Alan.
 
                      ARNOLD
          Thirty-round mag. Don't blow your
          load in one spot.
 
                      BILL
                (muttering)
          That's what she said.
 
                      ALAN
          Jesus, you two. Get a room.
 
He leans out and sends a trio of rounds down-range into the
trees.
 
EXT. IN THE BAYOU TREE LINE - CONT
 
SIX TRIBESMEN look at each other without concern. The three
rounds plip into the trees well off target.
 
SECOND prepares another blast from the truly absurdly large
shotgun he's cradling. Until a strong woman's hand presses
over the iron sights.
 
                      MIRE PRIESTESS
          Wait a moment. They're almost in
          place.
 
EXT. DOWN THE ROAD, AROUND THE BEND - CONT
 
THREE TRIBESMEN carefully wend their way between the trees
and bush, just out of sight of the quartet behind the truck.
 
They cross the road in a low crouch.
 
EXT. UP THE ROAD - CONT
 
FOUR TRIBESMEN form up in the slightly lower brush. They
glance back and forth, then silently shift across the road
to circle back down.
 
EXT. MASSIVE 4X4 - CONT
 
ARNOLD spots the TRIBESMEN up the road and fires three
rounds. BLAM BLAM. BLAM.
 
Two tribesmen lie dead in the road, one head splattered like
a melon, the other with a shattered and bleeding pelvis,
screaming.
 
                      ARNOLD
          Not today.
 
EXT. IN THE BAYOU TREE LINE - CONT
 
                      MIRE PRIESTESS
          Now.
 
SECOND lets loose another mighty BLAST that rocks the truck
on its axles again, making the group scramble for tighter
cover.
 
EXT. UP THE ROAD - CONT
 
The remaining TRIBESMAN scrambles into the woods on the far
side of the road, unseen.
 
EXT. MASSIVE 4X4 - CONT
 
TRAILER looks at ARNOLD.
 
                      TRAILER
          We got us a problem.
 
                      ARNOLD
          Y'think?
 
                      TRAILER
          I know.
 
EXT. DOWN THE ROAD - CONT
 
FOUR TRIBESMEN circle through the woods until they're
looking at the crew through knotted trunks and scrub. Two of
them slowly draw wicked MACHETES. A third pulls a
SMALL-CALIBER PISTOL. The fourth watches intently.


I have had such a bizarre week that it was really difficult to pull my head together long enough to write five pages, but somehow 10 pages managed to fall out and I'm not sure how. On the positive side, I managed to work in side characters from every single episode and even expanded on at least one while simultaneously introducing significant conflict which extends and expands the situation as a whole, all of which without actually touching a single core character. That is quite the achievement. I'm kind of proud of myself. One of the hard parts was realizing that we just don't actually have a timeframe, which made it more difficult than it had to be to frame things appropriately so characters were in the right place at the right time. How do you solve that problem in a shared writing environment? You cheat. Since it wasn't already defined it was perfectly open for me to define it. So I did. Temporally, we are located somewhere recent enough that a mid-1990s car is kind of a beater and cell phones are cheap and easily accessible. Anything more specific aside from the month is going to be someone else's problem. Why November? Because November is the shittiest month. The weather sucks everywhere equally and it's perfectly suitable for making everyone stand around in the rain. Good times, ladies and gentlemen. Good times.

Friday, April 03, 2020

E02: "The Search For the Elder Gods, Part I: Cthulhu"

INT. JUSTIN'S BEDROOM.
A WHITE ROOM. Looks like a guy's room. Queen-size bed. TV. Laptop on a desk. A MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY pennant hangs on the wall, next to a few basketball and baseball trophies.
We see JUSTIN KING, the CAMERA on his phone aimed at his face, stringy black hair tied in a ponytail, but still falling into his face. Black t-shirt, black jeans. Justin is crouched and has wrapped his arms around his knees. It's obvious he's nervous and scared about something.
JUSTIN
(whispers, eyes closed)
I can do this. I can do this...
JUSTIN moves and we see different items on the wall in his dorm room. A green plush Cthulhu sits on one of his shelves, next to some old scuffed-up books. The CAMERA focuses on the pennant, unfocuses, then refocuses.
The CAMERA flips around again and we see JUSTIN's hand getting larger as it comes toward the camera to pick it up. We get a good shot at his face.
TITLE SCREEN: THE SEARCH FOR THE ELDER GODS, PART I: CTHULHU
INT. JUSTIN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT.
JUSTIN and his Internet sidekick, TOM PITTS, sit on the side of the neatly made bed, Justin's holding the cameraphone on a selfie stick pointed at them.
JUSTIN
(tosses a little wave)
So, hey y'all, I'm Justin King...
TOM
(scoots into view)
and I'm Tom Pitts...
JUSTIN
And this is "THE SEARCH FOR THE ELDER GODS, PART ONE." You might remember us from "INTERVIEW WITH A  MASSACHUSETTS FISHERMAN."
TOM
(plays air guitar)
And we're one-half the band MYTHOS. You can see us perform weekly at Pop-A-Tops, right outside Arkham.
JUSTIN
(nods)
But, right now, if you're new around here, we've been talking about mythical creatures.
TOM
And we're going to start with the most famous of the famous, the numero uno elder god of them all, CTHULHU.
The CAMERA flips around and it zooms in on the CTHULHU plush toy.
CUT TO:
A DRAWING of a CREATURE with the body of a human, the wings of a dragon, and the head and tentacles of an octopus is shown inked on a piece of paper. It is a carbon-copy of the original drawing by Lovecraft. A signature in the corner reveals the artist: J.K.
JUSTIN (V.O.)
This is a picture of what the Elder God CTHULHU is supposed to look like. The body of a human, wings of a dragon and the tentacles of an octopus. He's sleeping under the ocean and if he wakes up, then (makes explosion noise).
TOM (V.O.)
We, also of course, know that this figure is just a myth created by Howard Phillips Lovecraft. Or maybe... we were just led to believe?
A blurry PHOTO showing four men in black robed, pointy hats, crossing a street with a crosswalk that looks almost identical to the Beatles' ABBEY ROAD album, but there are a few changes. In the lower right hand corner of the photo is a date and time stamp.
JUSTIN (V.O.)
This picture was taken a day or so ago. The email said that they were going to a place of worship but the picture-taker was too afraid to continue.
TOM (V.O.)
That right there is ridiculous. You know that's a picture of some people  pretending  to be cultists, right?
INT. BASEMENT
Anyone passingly familiar with the seventies is familiar with this room in one way shape or another. Brown wood paneling, orange shag carpet and two lime green arm chairs. A coffee table sits in front of the chairs.
TOM is sitting in a chair across from JUSTIN and takes the photo and rips it in half, the right half fluttering to the ground quicker than the left.
TOM
(picks up the pieces)
It's the jokers who I can't stand.
JUSTIN
(looks at TOM and holds up an Internet advertisement)
Yeah, but with my super amounts of Google-Fu, I found someone who's willing to talk to us about  becoming  cultists.
The INTERNET ADVERTISEMENT is an old style ad with a maroon top hat and cane and dull gold flair. The name OCEANSIDE SPRINGS is embossed in bright gold in bold formal font with an address located in a nearby town, a website and a phone number in the bottom right hand corner.
JUSTIN (CONT.)
This is where we need to go.
TOM
Really? You know that, for sure.
JUSTIN
I have a source... someone who said he'd help us. Help us sneak into the Cthulhu cult?
EXT. THE BEGINNING OF A WOODEN PIER IN AN OCEAN
NOTE: TOM is controlling the camera and thus isn't seen in any shot.
JUSTIN stands in front of a wooden pier. Behind him, the pier looks as though it's seen a few better days though it still has some days left itself. People walk onto the pier, staring at him, some pointing and throwing weird looks their way, then they look away and start to walk up the pier or into a bar, The OCEANSIDE SPRINGS, next door.
The sound of the ocean is constant in the background as it's already high tide.
An orange and white lifesaver tied to the side of the pier swings in the constant wind.
JUSTIN
(tries to speak but the wind is too constant for him to be understood)
And this... this is where we'll be meeting MR MCTEAL who will...
TOM
(trying to yell over the wind)
You need to raise your voice for the mic to pick it up.
A very strange-looking man steps in to the scene. In fact, his head is an odd shape and balding. His skin is a greyish-green.
TOM (V.O.)
Hey, what're you doing?
JACK
(barely loud enough to hear over the wind)
You must be TOM and JUSTIN. Hi, I'm JACK MCTEAL. Let's go somewhere we can hear each other.
JUSTIN starts to respond. JACK waves him away, motioning for TOM to turn off the camera.
INT. AN OCEANSIDE BAR, LOCATED NEXT TO THE PIER
An oceanside window bench seat inside the bar. JUSTIN can see the full length of the pier from where he is seated. TOM sits next to JUSTIN. Several couples walk up and down the pier as well as fishermen with cast rods on both sides. The pier has five sections, three fishing areas and two fishing kiosks.
The bar is full of patrons, some of them having odd facial malformities similar to JACK's. On the table before JACK and JUSTIN are coffee cups turned upside down.
Before JACK comes to sit down, JUSTIN sets his phone to record and sets it camera-up between he and TOM on the table. As JUSTIN sets his phone down, we hear JACK smack him on the back a couple times in greeting.
JACK
Yeah, it's packed in the middle of the day. Not a good time to try and get a shot from the beach. You'd just think it was like any other.
The phone is in the wrong position to see much of what JACK and JUSTIN look like. Occasionally, on the top, we see JACK's balding pointy head.
JUSTIN
You're... Jack. Jack McTeal.
JACK
(turning over his coffee cup)
I did--I mean, I  am  him. You had questions.
JUSTIN
You're the guy I talked to on the phone. How'd you find us?
JUSTIN picks up the phone and, without JACK noticing, he aims the camera LENS in his direction.
JACK
Hate to say it but you guys kinda stuck out like a sore thumb.
TOM
Yeah, using the camera and the selfie stick gives it away.
A moment of SILENCE as they all look at each other.
JACK
Plus I watched your video of the Massachusetts fisherman. Mark Cayman, you said his name was?
JUSTIN
(looks surprised)
Yeah, that was it. You researched us?
JACK
Are you kidding? Of course, I did.  The episode where the band got together and practiced was awesome, man.
TOM
(grinning)
I wasn't sure if we should've posted that one.
JUSTIN
Oh, MISTY--that's my girlfriend--MISTY uploaded it, for me, she said. I hadn't yet finished editing it.
JACK
Well, it's definitely my favorite at the minute. The SASQUATCH EXPEDITION episode was really interesting as well.
TOM
Yeah, I wish we had been able to find one. So, um, you said something about... you would help us...
JUSTIN
(finishing TOM's sentence)
Sneak in to the Cult of Cthulhu?

Notes from the Author

Nothing real exciting on this end except this was and is my first attempt at some sort of script. I couldn't get the Slo-Mo Guys out of my head and this was the result.

It was challenging to think this way. I'm looking forward to the next episodes.

Part of me says, in a way, it's easier than writing in prose, but I'm sure once I would get deeper into the structure and what not, I would find it just as complex as prose can be.